And on a lighter note . . .
20 Facts About Mr. T
(HT: Julie)
Every time a bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. Regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment that Norris
roundhouse-kicked Mr. T in the chest. The result was the 80′s.
Twenty-three. That’s the number of fools Mr. T has pitied in the time
it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T does not break wind. He destroys it.
Mr. T ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus … all the
caucasian people moved to the back.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through
doors.
Mr. T’s pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of
the concept of infinity.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse because Mr. T is going
to walk.
Mr. T coined the phrase “I see dead people” after the wait staff at
Denny’s forgot his birthday.
Mr. T’s edition of the VH1 show “Where Are They Now?” was the shortest
in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds of a black screen with the
words “Right Behind You” written on it.
Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun
is afraid to shine on him.
Behind every great man there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr.
T.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. The ice age followed.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him.
What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown
ever recorded in human history.
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting
“pain.”
If there is a fool in the woods and nobody is around to hear his jibba
jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr. T once appeared on the show “Fear Factor,” not as a contestant, but
as a stunt. There were no winners and six deaths. Mr. T has not been
invited back.
In related news, see how tough Johnny Cash is.
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How can I See a copy of the He-Man show, Where Mr. T won the contest? This was in the early 80′s or late 70′s. I can’t remember the old wrestler, that he beat in the contest. He was a wrestler from the early 70′s or before. But I would really like to see that old show. It was funny, how he won. He was a completely difference man back then. It calls for one of his quotes “What you talking about Fool!”
Bob Ogles (The Boogles)
if i only would have known that Mr. T was so dangerous i would have never let my young brother see a TV-MA man
i copied and pasted this to show my friends how funny and i tihnk i killed them from laughing too much
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